Laser guided pizza cutter.

The laser pizza cutter, for all those pizzas you have cut not in a straight line and it drives you crazy. this is the device for you. it guides you across the pizza. its detachable so if you want to, you can take it off and attach it to your hunting rifle. its design is to look like a weapon  of some sort. so get this pizza cutter for one of those nights where you don't want to turn the lights on, you can cut the pizza in the dark.   http://www.coolthings.com/laser-guided-pizza-cutter/